relax
dicklover3000:

sexting

dicklover3000:

sexting

letmedothis:

this brings back some memories

letmedothis:

this brings back some memories

There’s a tremendous difference between alone and lonely. You could be lonely in a group of people. I like being alone. I like eating by myself. I go home at night and just watch a movie or hang out with my dog. I have to exert myself and really say, oh God, I’ve got to see my friends ‘cause I’m too content being by myself.
Drew Barrymore (via snorlaxatives)
Do you think that your 16 year old daughter hasn’t masturbated already? Like, do you really think there’s anything in that scene that this chick hasn’t already tried when the lights go out at night, or in the bathroom, or in the tub, or with the shower head or something like that? I’m telling you, man, I’m not teaching this broad anything new. If I were to create a rating system, I wouldn’t even put murder right at the top of the chief offenses. I would put rape right at the top, and assault against women. Because it’s so insanely overused and insulting how much it’s overused in movies as a plot device, a woman in peril. That, to me, is offensive, yet that shit skates.
Kevin Smith (director) on the ridiculousness of movies about sex receiving NC-17 ratings while extremely violent movies get by with R ratings. (via kevinnj)
twats-cum-glitter:

drugetarian:

please give me your body.

i love her body :c 

twats-cum-glitter:

drugetarian:

please give me your body.

i love her body :c 

i-have-been-johnlocked:

inspector-pervert:

vintagebiatchh:

who needs to brush the cat,when you can just cat the brush 

its been a stressful day hasn’t it. here watch a cat being helpful

CAT THE BRUSH

i-have-been-johnlocked:

inspector-pervert:

vintagebiatchh:

who needs to brush the cat,when you can just cat the brush 

its been a stressful day hasn’t it. here watch a cat being helpful

CAT THE BRUSH


i make one of these, the text just came into my head.
don’t change the source if it get notes, thank you pumpkins. x

i make one of these, the text just came into my head.

don’t change the source if it get notes, thank you pumpkins. x

lemounade:

crystilize:

glittacrush:

ks-iph:

dont you dare tell me its cowardly to run away if i need to change my face my hair my clothes to escape if i need to erase all numbers from my phone surround myself with new friends surround myself with plants delete every image of you i’ve taken i’ll do it without so much as flinching i’ll do it and forget both our names don’t you dare

RELEVANT !!!!!!!!!!

I need to do this badly

WOAH

lemounade:

crystilize:

glittacrush:

ks-iph:

dont you dare tell me its cowardly to run away if i need to change my face my hair my clothes to escape if i need to erase all numbers from my phone surround myself with new friends surround myself with plants delete every image of you i’ve taken i’ll do it without so much as flinching i’ll do it and forget both our names don’t you dare

RELEVANT !!!!!!!!!!

I need to do this badly

WOAH